I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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