the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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