is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.