I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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