i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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