If that was your dad, he is hot
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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