So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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