so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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