called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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