I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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