So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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