My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't want my vagina anymore.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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