you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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