There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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