No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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