She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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