jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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