did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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