So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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