I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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