yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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