There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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