stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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