Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
