Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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