dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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