I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize