i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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