Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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