And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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