I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Bring me that man meat
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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