I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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