used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
