girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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