I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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