I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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