I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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