I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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