What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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