is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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