i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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