my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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