Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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