it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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