I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
