I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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