Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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