I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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