It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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