he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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