Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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