whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize