Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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