I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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