i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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